Beard Lust Lyrics & Tabs by Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
Beard Lust
guitar chords lyrics
Beard Lust
Smith, Libman & Price
Look at my facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere
Where'd you get that beard?
I grew it
How do you keep it so clean?
I shampoo it
Yeah!
I really wish I could grow a mustache
Why don't you?
Well, frankly, I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style
For the beard owner
The essential manual
For owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don't get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
I was on a fishing boat
And I tried to grow a beard
But it wouldn't float
Three weeks later, out at sea
I realized this beard
Wasn't working for me
I tried to shave it off
But I had no cream
Everyone on the boat
Could hear me scream!
The elements of style
For the beard owner
The essential manual
For owners of beards
Love for me
And love for you
Love for each other
Baby be my boo
Love for me
And love for you
Lust for my beard
Look at what I grew
Love for me
And love for you
Love for each other
Baby be my boo
Love for me
And love for you
Lust for my beard
Look at what I grew
Look at my sexy facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!
It's everywhere
It's everywhere
It's everywhere
It's everywhere