Bad Day Lyrics & Tabs by Asher Roth
Bad Day
guitar chords lyrics
uhh...
and it just keeps going (yeah)
and it just keeps...
(Verse 1)
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
headed to a friends wedding in the NYC
but my head's been spinning, I'm forgettin to eat
all this jet setting has been getting to me
it's already 11: 20, I'm ready to sleep
but instead I end up sitting in a 27C
an aisle seat, fine by me,
but the guy that's insides always trying to pee
with a wild child behind me that's crying and keeps
flippin out and kickin at me while it violently screams
so I silently plea "Oh God, please,
with a wild child behind me that's crying and keeps
flippin out and kickin at me while it violently screams
so I silently plea "Oh God, please,
let there be a hotty sitting in 27B
but of course a morbidly obese beast is in the seat that wheezes when it breaths
dude sitting D is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what's wrong with his knees
Osgood Schlatters, just need water
but for a bottle they charge two dollars
and when I thought that it couldn't get worse, I forgot my ipod.
(Chorus)
Ohh.I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way
everybody needs to go away, Why? Because I'm having a bad day
uhh. and it just keeps going, and it just keeps...
and it just keeps going, and it just keeps...
(Verse 2)
so 4 hours of turbulence
we land and I'm about to turd in my pants
but the captain is seatbelt fastened
so my ass is just passin gas'n
and at last i escape from the plane
when I'm minutes away from clinical insane
I make my way towards baggage claim
when I hear a high pitch voice screaming my name
some dumb bitch I went to high school with
while shes sweating she tells me that she likes my shit
I just smile and think about how great it would be
if I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep
so I pick up my L.L. Bean and B-Line for the next taxi
in need of weed and boxer briefs
but my bags only got Maxis
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
I check in to my hotel room
and I pick up my cellphone and dial the groom
tell him my mood and how I ordering food
and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
but the tube has no HBO
so anything I want I'm paying fo'
but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
watching that little people big world show
right then there's a knock at the door
it's my last hope for a spanish whore
who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi I've lost my cat, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst
at least I can give little me a jerk
and then go to sleep, healthy and disease-less
I guess it could be worse but I'm just...
(Chorus)
