Asparagus Next Left Tabs & Lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit

Asparagus Next Left

guitar tabs lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit

Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Asparagus Next Left
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed


INTRO

Riff A

A D G A D G
e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5--2-------------------|
E|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|


A D G A D G
e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5----------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------3-------------------|

A D G
We've just been performing a guerilla gig

A D G
In the middle of another group's guerilla gig

A D G
Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig

A D G
But still they cried like girls



C C B A G
Road signs on our country lanes may

G D
Not be what they seem

C C B A G
Asparagus next left who says

G D
"I've been up stream"

C C B A G
Going down there for plum tomatoes

G D
It's not a good idea

C
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read

D
'Bottomless perdition'


Riff A



A D G
When the club versus country dispute arose

A D G
Small children were trampled in the exodus

A D G
We all knew someone at primary school

A D G
Who had a really powerful magnet



C C B A G
New potatoes this a way an

G D
Arrow points innocently

C C B A G
Dirt track to a darker place that's

G D
What it says to me

C C B A G
Last chance for hanging baskets

G D
There even giving you clues

C
Fresh broad-beans and aubergines

D
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms


GUITAR SOLO

G C
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

G C
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------|
G|--777--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-----------5/\-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

G C
e|--3--3-3-----3-3--5-3--------------3-3---5-3-------------------------|
B|--3--3-3-----3-3------5-3----------3-3--------5-3-----3--------------|
G|--------5b7-------------------5b7-------------------5---5------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

G C
e|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3--5-3--------------|
B|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3-------5-3---------|
G|-------5b7----5b7---5b7-----5b7-----5b7----5b7------------------5--5---|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

Riff A



A D G
Whatever happened to the plumber's van

A D G
Humble amateur transit van

A D G
Vans have become ridiculous with their

A D G
Strategies and logistics

C C B A G
Veer soon for marmalade I

G D
Don't think so Joe

C C B A G
And why are the tractors turning

G D
We really ought to know

C C B A G
So stay alert minor roads

G D
Remember Phyllis ...

C
Ooh, rhubarb let's go

D A
She's still not been accounted for