Applause Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Bart Baker
Applause Parody
guitar chords lyrics
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
I combined art and pop and made a flop,
Don't let your children watch this,
it will scare the poor things shitless.
I need attention constantly,
Same with me!
And me!
I've covered myself in blood,
I've worn a meat dress,
I've even convinced the world I had a penis.
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
Instead of focusing on making good music.
I've even convinced the world I had a penis.
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
Instead of focusing on making good music.
All the stuff I do is for the fame,
like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)
I am the definition of egotistic
She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!
Gaga you're amazing, a true genius.
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
Yes, it's working.
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth.
Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
I was the first attention whore.
Now it's time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free.
Stop giving Gaga your love.
Save it for me.
Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring.
The whole world's sick of you, check this headline.
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
Sorry Gaga, you're through.
No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
Oh no, what's happening?
