Anaconda Parody Lyrics & Tabs by Bart Baker
Anaconda Parody
guitar chords lyrics
This song is about butts.
These girls all have big butts.
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts.
I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle.
My butts so big its like to gigantic bubbles.
and I always show it off cause its my greatest asset,
but its enhanced by surgery yes its made out of plastic.
It's not real real real, cost major cash,
and my surgery bill is going up fast.
Got work on my nose and lips, plus tit implants,
my fake teeth Mister Ed status,
Feed me a carrot.
Booty shake with a snake,
95% of me is fake.
Twerking so hard it cause a massive earthquake,
Booty shake with a snake,
95% of me is fake.
Twerking so hard it cause a massive earthquake,
Now im rapping so da** fast,
think my tounges about to break.
Later in the video I am gonna dance for drake,
basically I am a stipper who also knows how to rap,
but my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap.
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
A turn table with fruit.
A pink speaker and skull.
This video is things that dont make sense, and butts.
You ripped off "Baby got back."
I'm pissed off, turned it to trash.
Give me some of all that cash.
Ha ha b***h please talk to the a**.
For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle.
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles.
I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion.
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these botox injections.
Then I slam my crotch into the floor, rap about sex nonstop,
act like a wh**e, waste the talent I got.
Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot.
I am a dumb sh**.
Kitchen scene, whipping cream.
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin.
My super slutty act is wearing real thin,
in about seven years I'm gonna look like "Lil Kim".
Rapping so da** fast to hide the fact that im dim.
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling.
Drake is sitting in a chair now, I'm gonna dance for him.
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
I don't want a lap dance,
Your butt is too dang fat.
You're gonna eat this butt.
I can't! No, I need air! Stop!
grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhh
What are you saying drake?
I'm trying to warn you nicki behind you theres a snake!
Oh my gosh! Look at that snake!
That's right b***h he hasnt ate, and he loves juciy butt steak.
Anaconda, eat that fake skank!
My anaconda ate Nicks buns and now this dumb song's done.
