Alone In the Universe Chords & Lyrics by Jon Lajoie
Alone In the Universe
guitar chords lyrics
Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I�ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn�t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. � Dan Dee
_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5�
_Verse:_
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we can�t define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A � A5�
Yes, we always take the time�
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate� ah-ooh-ohh�
E5 A5
To milk the snake
E5 A5
Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
I�m gonna hold my sausage hostage� tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E A
Whether you�re English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether you�re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
We�d all be doing time (yes we�d all be doing time)
E A � A5
If it was a crime�
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate� ah-ooh-ohh�
E5 A5
To pull the handbrake
E5 A5
To play vagina DJ
E5 A5
She�s gonna play cuntry on the clitar� tonight
_Bridge:_
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5
He burps his baby, she�s putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
I�m gonna play ball on team Penis� tonight
