Al Qaedirection Lyrics & Tabs by Rucka Rucka Ali
Al Qaedirection
guitar chords lyrics
Attention passengers,
please listen
to an important message
by ur flicht's captain.
Ima jihadi
da ba dee da ba dum,
my name is Zayn
and i came
here with some bombs,
so while i kill everyone.
The One direction
this airplane is
gonna fly is down
(down, down, down, down, down, .)
not gonna fly home
gonna fly is down
(down, down, down, down, down, .)
not gonna fly home
(home, home, home, home, home,.)
we're gonna die bro
(bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.)
the one direction
this airplane is
gonna fly is down.
One day,
i met my friends
in Londonistan,
Harry Bols,
Louis B. Gay,
Niall Eleven,
Liam Bitchtits.
We started a group together
and called it
Al Qaedirection.
The One direction,
this airplane is gonna fly down.
What's up?
chippy chop
I am Louis,
i like caulk.
I am Zayn,
from Iraq,
i run this shit
i call the shots,
ur all my hostages
this is a Jihad.
(Oh no)
If u cooperate
i'll show u my nuts.
Let's go.
I just heard,
X-factor's tonight
Yeah
Winners gets flown
to the United States.
Then we could kill
all of the whites.
(uh huh)
Put your pants on
this is our time.
Ima jihadi,
da ba dee da ba dum.
My name is Zayn
and i came
here with some bombs,
so while i kill everyone.
The one direction
this airplane is
gonna fly is down
(down, down, down, down, down,...)
not gonna fly home
(home, home, home, home, home,.)
we're gonna die bro.
(bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.)
The one direction,
this airplane is
gonna fly is down
That was absolutely
DREADFUL,
just guite possibly
the WORST
thing i heard
in my ENTIRE
life
U were saying?
That was fantastic,
pack ur bags boys,
ur going to America.
The one direction
this airplane is gonna fly is down.
Oh gosh,
this is posh.
Where's the potty,
i must wash,
are there no
crumpets to nosh?
This was they
call a toothbrush?
This shitty country
did some terrible stuff
(u know)
It would be funny
if we blow it all up
(O'yeah)
The award show's
starting tonight
(yeah)
we'll perform
and blow ourself up
and die
I'm not sure
that i want to die
(uh uh)
Russell Brand
is the host
oh then alright.
Next up we got
Al Qaedirection
with their hit single
Ima Jihadi
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum
Ima jihadi
da ba dee da ba dum,
my name is Zayn
and i came
here with some bombs,
so while i kill everyone
the one direction
this airplane is
gonna fly is down...
Ima jihadi,
da ba dee da ba dum,
My name is Zayn
and i came
here with some bombs
so while i kill everyone,
the one direction
this airplane is gonna
fly is down.
Well that is my story bro
a story of life,
friendships
and Jihad.
Now I'm in paradise
with Uncle Osama
and seventytwo directioners.
The one direction
this airplane is gonna
fly is down.
