A Summer In Ohio (Piano Accompaniment) Lyrics & Tabs by Jason Robert Brown
A Summer In Ohio (Piano Accompaniment)
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I could have a mansion in a hill.
I could lease a villa in Seville
but it wouldnt be as nice
as a summer in Ohio
With a gay midget named Carl
Playing Tevye and Porgy.
I could wander Paris after dark.
Take a caridge ride through Cantral park
but it wouldnt be as nice
as a summer in Ohio
Where I'm sharing a room with a former stripper
and her snake...
Wayne.
I could have a satchel full of dollar bills.
Cures for all the nations ills.
Wayne.
I could have a satchel full of dollar bills.
Cures for all the nations ills.
Pills to make a lion purr.
I could be in line to be the British Queen.
Look like I was seventeen.
Still I'm certain I'd-
Prefer to be going slowly batty.
Forty miles east of Cincinnati.
I could shove an ice pick in my eye.
I could eat some fish from last July
but it wouldn't be as awful
as a summer in Ohio
without
CABLE
HOT-WATER
Vietnamese foor... or you.
I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky
Under a sign that said new and rocommended
I stole a look at you picture on the inside sleeve
and then I couldn't leave.
Richard who was with me got uncharacteristically quite.
And he said all things considered
I guess you don't have to buy it.
So I smiled like Mona Lisa and I laid my Visa down.
He wants me, He wants me
But he ain't gonna get me
I've found my guiding light
I tell the stars each night.
Look at me
Look at him
SON OF A BITCH
I guess I'm doing something right.
I finally got something right!
No, It's not nirvana but it's on the way.
I play Anita at the matinee
Then i'll get on my knees and-
Pray I can state in my next bio,
I'm never gonna go back to OHIO!
I could chew on tin foil for a speel
I could get a root canal in Hell
but it wouldn't be as nice
as this summer is gonna be.
Cause the torture is just exquisite
While I'm waiting for you to visit
So hurry um Schmuck
Get unstuck
and get on the scene.
Love the midget
the stripper
Wayne the snake
and Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein
THAT'S ME!
