A Matlow Told Me Lyrics & Tabs by Salty Dick

A Matlow Told Me

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Salty Dick

A matlow told me before he died
And I've no reason to think he lied.
He knew a whore with a cunt so wide

That she could never be satisfied.
So he built a bloody great wheel
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel.
The balls of brass were filled with cream
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
Until at last this whore she cried,
"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied!"
Now we come to the sorry bit
For there was no way of stopping it.
She was split from cunt to tit,

Now we come to the sorry bit
For there was no way of stopping it.
She was split from cunt to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.